Terrible stand-up

Last night, I saw some stand-up comedy that was so awful, it became magical. In eight brief minutes, this performer managed to squeeze in the following: - open with bit about how each parent is of a different race - Christopher Walken impression - Obama impression - George W. Bush impression - close with bit about Hurricane Sandy (made landfall Oct. 2012).

I can now tell my grandchildren: I saw the Pelé of hack.