What happened today?

A Korean gentleman at my deli just wished me "Happy July!" Not just the 4th: the whole shebang. What a sweetie. ***

Just remembered: on one day last week, I had sex, watched the World Cup, drank four beers, and quoted The Simpsons with pals for two hours. I'm living my 13 year-old dream.


Like most of the world, I'd forgotten that Jay-Z straight up stabbed a dude in '99 and was looking at 15 years. He's bounced back well, hasn't he?