No other music video has ever been this funny or subversive. And yet a good chunk of hip-hop videos still look precisely like it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmTPM4aUDW8
I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees.
But if lying down is an option, I'll take it.
Special People Ep. #21: 'Arthur'
I did drugs then recorded a podcast
I took two Xanax and was a guest on this podcast with Gary Levitt and Matt Kaplan a few weeks back. I had a wonderful time, and I think it's a great listen. I also recommend Xanax. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwQrG84YyVA
iTunes link if you want to subscribe (which I think you should): http://ift.tt/1VhLLR1
My work was all over New York
'Happy Birthday' is now out of copyright
Question
I have tried all 6 flavors of Mountain Dew: Kickstart. Why am I still unhappy?
Hollywood heist
Couldn't make it up: producer alleges the Warner Brothers mob stole $18 million in 'Goodfellas' profits from him. And I crunched the numbers - $18 million is exactly what the stolen Lufthansa heist cash would be worth today.
Flip phones
People who own flip phones are either spiritually wise to the moral danger of techo-dissonance, or just homeless.
Way off-Broadway
My one-man show will be called: "Why Did I Eat That?"
Facebook may soon add a 'dislike' button
I'm looking forward to disliking my own Facebook posts.
I'm PC, Bro
I don't fight political correctness. I embrace it. I declare 10-15 trigger warnings, every time I speak, so no one can possibly be offended.
We need drugs
Big Pharma should isolate the chemical compound secreted by sassy black women. The rest of us really need a prescription.
Gut check
When was the last time you said - out loud - something you believe to be true, that 99% of other people do not?
Modern behavior
Cinema Paradiso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stLekU5BnbI FYI: just watched the director's cut of Cinema Paradiso. So I'll be crying a lot, for no reason and in public, all week.
I wrote this for Trevor Noah
It turned out great and stupid. Like I like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkFpgeQqCsU
Google's logo change
Michigan and "the hand"
Michiganders use their hand as a map, because the state is hand-shaped. Do men from Florida do that? "Whereabouts in Florida, Bill?" (*ZIP*)
Kanye West, an American Boob
Here are two things I believe. 1) Kanye West is an incredibly talented and hard-working artist. 2) Kanye West is a fool and a boob. He is in very rare company here. There are few artists who combine such incredible talent with total obliviousness to the insanity of their own behavior. The only musician who matches it, in my memory, is Michael Jackson. But Jackson's derangement somehow only sparked my sympathy. Kanye's non-musical output fills me with nothing but disgust. I am not proud of that. Perhaps it demonstrates just how terrible West's public persona is. I would rather feel bad for a child molester than say anything good about Kanye West.
I originally wrote this on Facebook. And I got a lot of push-back. People were either denying Kanye's lack of self-awareness, or defending it as an important part of his artistic output. That push-back is why Kanye - and our reaction to him - fascinates me. Why can't we hold two thoughts in our head at the same time? 1) Kanye is a brilliant artist-producer. And 2) Kanye often acts, in his personal interactions with the world, like a boob. More than a boob, in fact. A fat-headed egomaniac with a baffling persecution complex and a PhD in victimology. Our artistic idols can be flawed people. We don't have to pretzel-twist ourselves into strained justifications for their bizarre behavior, like their every utterance is an integral part of their meta-art. Sometimes, people are just dicks. But you can still love their music (as I do Kanye's), while being left cold by the person who makes it. And I should know: I like Morrissey.
Kanye has often claimed that those who do not like his output are racist. That is, frankly, ludicrous. He (rightly) bathes in critical and popular acclaim for his work. Every artistic avenue is open to him. His skin color has absolutely nothing to do with the irritation some people feel for his behavior. Do people dislike Ted Nugent because he's white? No. They dislike him because he is an asshole.